A few days ago
I can’t remember if it was day or night
All I can vividly remember is that
I felt a “stinging” sensation on my anus
That is to say, literally and metaphorically!
Hold your laughter and squeeze in your smack of a smile just now
You might want to know why
Apparently, it got so painful
More like the pain you feel when you got a boil on you
And two days back
I realized it was worse than I imagined or thought it to be
By this time, it was very painful
Sitting in one place for a while did hurt quite a lot
And guess what…
IT BURST OPEN!
Like blood from within the anus and all that!
I was in the toilet to let off some poop from my body
And on rubbing the toilet paper along the anus,
I looked closely at the paper and it had red droppings on it
BLOOD!!!!
BLOOD AND FAECES = SHIT…..
That was it for me
I was done!
To the doctors’ table, was my next destination?
I didn’t even realize how bad it was
Till I got to the doctors’
The doctor examined me
And revealed that my pair of boxers had a tiny stain at the back
What was funny is that
She didn’t know exactly what this was or what caused it
She inquired if I had some sort of constipation
To which I said no
Since my daily diet includes some banana and leafy vegetables
All these are good for the tummy, right?
And my anus too, correct?
We concluded that it is a haemorrhage that I have
Now, I am on a concoction of meds
Like this Sediproct anal cream, antibiotics and
A warm salty bath for 7 days straight
She said that I should be fine by the end of next week
I guess we will see about that!
Has this happened to you before?
Or any of your loved ones?
How did you handle it?
Was it a haemorrhage, too?