Me: Social media, my love
Social Media: Yes, sweetie?

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Me: What am I to you?
Social Media: Hhhhhmmmmmm…a lot, I think

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Me: I wanna know…am I just a friend to you…or somebody to just use and dump…or any other person out there…
Social Media: Perhaps, before all that, how best do you define me, in a sentence?

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Me: You got me right there
Social Media: Wwwwhhhyyyyyyyyy, beau?

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Me: My definition of you might pass off as extremely vague or ridiculous
Social Media: It’s oookkaaayyyyyyyyy, baby…I wanna hear it. Perhaps, I could help you straighten it out better

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Me: Oookkaaayyyyy….
Social Media: Am listening

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Me: You’re Facebook, Whatsapp, iTunes and Google
Social Media: (Drops a tear)…really? Is that all I am to you?

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Me: Yyyeeaaahhhh….that’s all I know how to define you…besides, you asked for it
Social Media: So heartbreaking…I thought I was way more than that to you….judging by all this time, we’ve spent together…laughing, talking, hugging, smiling, screaming, holding hands….and that’s all you know about me?

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