Whoever you are….you need to be known and seen, well enough
I don’t know…for some reason, I feel like I don’t really know you
I feel you immensely, though
You’re like that tax-collector that was talked about in the olden days; who never missed an opportunity to come and torment the masses, on their earnings
Always showing up during those unwanted moments of life, as people are celebrating and happy
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Guess what!!!
My boss inspired me to write about you
She always says that the time you show up in her life, happens to be her worst
For you make her so desperate to “run away from you”
All the pain that you cause her….she says she can’t wait for the moment she won’t have to endure it any more.
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Is it because you have something to do with body growth?
Where there’s some blood coming from my body, for a number of days?
And I get to “feel it all” in my tummy? The groaning, tossing and turning?
Must I stop being a girl, simply because of you? Oooohhhhhhh….
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I hope you don’t end me, with your throbbing and pounding
Because I got tons of things to do, yyyoooo!
I must go to soccer-practice today
I have to cook myself a nice breakfast…nobody will do that for me
I have to attend Cathy’s birthday party….it’s been a while, gosh!!!
Who’s going grocery-shopping? Me…
Who’s going to pick up Martina from school? Me….
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Seeeee….my life is no joke
Especially, not today!
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I love you, Cramps but we honestly gotta talk about our terms and conditions of existence.
I’ve had it up to here, with your torment and I know you’ve had it up to there, with my complaining and whining
This made me laugh. So true though that Auntie Flo as I have always called her needs to know her time and place.
Hahahhaaaaaaa…..if you say so, Suzanne!
Love this!!
Aaaawwwww….thank you. I love you, too!
Awesome post! I really love the descriptions. Hahaha. What an approach!
Aaaawwwww…..thank you, Paulls, for appreciating. ?
Simply the worst isn’t it? This made me smile, thank you!
Hihi…..I’m very glad to hear this, Beth!
This is such a funny post! Keep it up man!
Hehe….thank you, Damian! ??
Cramps are the worst I hate them
😂😂😂😂 who doesn’t?
This made me laugh. I’ve often wished I could reevaluate my living arrangement with my cramps. LOL
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hahaha very funny and well written. Take a not so fun experience and present it in a fun way. Good job!
😂😂 thank you.
This made me laugh!! Cramps are the worst.
😂😂😂 I kkknnooowwww, right?
Oh I just love your post, it so made me laught out loud, so now my co-workers are lokking funny at me 😀
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Love this! I’m always moaning and complaining when I have cramps too! Oh, how I hate the time of that month!
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As someone who tends to get a lot of cramping, this was definitely a great read for me! Thank you for sharing!
😂😂😂 you are welcome.
Had a good laugh because of this. A well-written piece.
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oh gosh this made me laugh. a guy writing about cramps makes me laugh. and is that poison ivy the cartoon image is putting in her panties? LOL
😂😂😂😂 I think so, yes!!!
I suffered with intense pain for many years. Then I had my first baby and it all went away for the most part!
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This made me laugh today. Thank you so much for an entertaining post but is actually very real for most women. Having periods was not an issue, it was the cramping and the nausea that really made me feel awful.
😂😂😂 thank you!
This is so funny! I completely agree with you we need to take care of the terms and conditions of this relationship! First two days of periods is only about cramps and mood swings…! Cramps are still manageable but mood swings makes the life miserable though.
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I love that checklist! Get out of bed, drink coffee, and kick ass!
😂😂 thank you.
Cramps is definitely not something I look forward to. Such a funny and interesting post. Thanks for the share.
😂😂😂 you are welcome.
What a unique approach! so funny haha keep writing pls
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they are no fun indeed. i got rid of them by having a full hysterectomy. i don’t miss them at all lol.
😒😒 wasn’t that painful?