You coulda done everything else
But pouring coke in my vee?
That’s unacceptable
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Am sure my ancestors are tossing and turning in their graves
With so much regret and detest for this kind of blunder
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Kakati, look here, I don’t know who told you about this whole thing
Its so wrong
But ama set the record straight outta here, for you
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Having sex with you, is hella great
The kisses, cuddles, fantasies and how we give them face
The secretive calls and numbness from the cold outta missing you
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My issue comes with this whole douching thing
Funny how I used to hear my girls, back way, how they did it to avoid catching preggies
And for their men to miss the smell of the mess they made
I didn’t believe them
NOW, I DO
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Take last week, for example, we sexed only once
At your place
It was cool, for the most part
Then, when I hit the shower to wash and clean up
You had this bottle in your hand
Dark, as it was, I didn’t doubt your intentions
All I was seeing was my baby beau, bae forever
Hell I understand, all the secrecy now
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You bent me over and before I knew it, I could feel something liquid moving inside me
It felt sexy and quite nice, I must say
The slight coldness and bubbliness of it
The questions started from the point when you grabbed my butt tight-clo
sed, for the coke, not to run down out
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I wondered….who does this?
Is this normal or even recommended by doctors?
And then, the commanding and manipulation started
You know, I love you, right?
To the Venus and back
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For the most part, I obliged to wash and cleanse my Vee
Just to please you and have you smiling, just as I like you, in our good moments
You have this thing you do to me, where you have me begging you for more of you and later on, you push me away
Until I when I confided in my two good friends and confidantes…. Lyra and Google
They had quite the differing opinions on this….but one thing, stood out
That, if you love me, you ought to respect me and whatever I stand for….not because you feel entitled to own me, like the fore-fathers trained us to know and see this
Google clearly used many examples of her friends who had been through a similar situation like me
And they all agreed that it didn’t work, like many of us knew it
Many of us turned out looking preggies, anyway
With all these spasms of scratching our bottoms and episodes of worry
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Some of them had very scary tales….there was that one of the Pee
And how she used to pour his pee into her, so that the hotness of the pee would kill the sperms
And that alone, ended up burning up her Vee and other insides
Dddaaammmmnnnnnnnnn…..
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With all this, I must give it to you
You made my days with you, worthwhile
But, it all ends here for me
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And I mean, the whole Pee and Coke in my Vee, thing….
Hell no, am not doing that anymore.
Wonderful piece of blogging brotha!!
Thank you for appreciating, Jeff.
Nice piece, never heard of that though, sounds irk.
Thank you, Mercy. Hehe….well, now you do
Oh no! I’ve never heard of that before! Hopefully it won’t become trendy. I’ll have to keep checking mr Google. Your writing style is awesome though, and I love this piece.
Yyyyeeeaaahhhhhhh….it’s dangerous stuff that our young people are into, these days! Please do….to keep up with the trends. Thank you for appreciating.
Your writing sounds like a lot of fun…thanks for sharing! 😀
Hihi….it sure is. Thank you too, Nader for appreciating.
Nice piece bro ….wow
Thank you, bro.
This is shocking…..thanks for the write up
Hhhhmmmmm….you’re welcome,
This happens!!??
Yes….and even far much worse off
Yikes! I’ve heard of the coke thing (Diet Coke, in a glass bottle, shake it up and let it go) though I’ve never tried it because the idea of gas embolisms absolutely terrifies me, but not pee. 😮 I think the first time someone suggested that to me would also be the *last* time they suggested anything to me.
Yikes…that very gushy feeling…. you should never do any of that, Jecca.
Heard ov this n wondered the consequences it comes with. Thanks for sharing
Ooohhhh….am glad to hear that, Moses. You’re welcome.
That was all crazy. Educative too.
So if a woman wants sex, but not a pregnancy. (Just not yet).
Hmm…what to do ?
Pee and coke in her vee … Hell No !
Guess she’ll have to stick to vibrators for now.
And safe days …
As for the guys, condoms. Or you have to wait for the safe days too.
Thank you for appreciating. Hehe….if you say so.
Can I edit that a little ?
:-#
Yeah sure….please do!
its my first time to read your pieces,woow,your rewlly determined to change the world.well done Eddy.
Hehe…am so glad, Debby. To many more reads.
Indeed, I am.
Haaaaha you guy this is war!!!
Hehe….if you say so, Boris. Thank you.
Cheeyi I didn’t know such happens ?
Yyyeeeaaaahhhhhh….a lot happens, in this world of sex, that many of us aren’t aware of, Letty. Thank you for sharing and appreciating!
I must say this is pretty strange. I can’t say I would want to put coke in my vee! Sounds like it could cause an infection.
Yyyyyeeeaaaahhhh! It definitely will, Karen! ???
Hi my friend! I wish to say that this article is amazing, nice written and include almost all vital infos. I would like to see more posts like this.
Hey Frankie! You’re welcome. You can be sure to keep seeing more of these articles.
Holy moly. I cannot believe the things that people think of. Humans get these crazy ideas, and then they just run with them! We are such weird creatures.
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Oh wow now that must have been an experience! I guess different people have their different ways of getting their kicks! Love that you turned your experience into a poem. Don’t think I’ve ever read anything like that before!
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ummmmmm…I think I am too old for this…LOL
🤣🤣🤣 no, you aren’t, Kelly !
Well this certainly is a one-of-a-kind post haha, I hope you find the right person 🙂
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i always love your posts and look forward to reading them.
😍😍 thank you.
ok… i grew slightly confused about this… made me a little bit uncomfy but thinking about it again… well… i still have to think about it more hahah
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Lol, bro you really make this post fun!
🤣🤣 thank you.