Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
So slippery when wet
And so squishy when dry
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
So light is one of you when worn
And so heavy do you make our hearts when our period is missed
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
I never knew you could expire
I always thought you are here to say, just like honey
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
I have met the latex you
And have only heard of the lambskin you
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
I see a lot of the male you around
And I hardly see the female you anywhere
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Many people say they don’t enjoy the sweetness when they wear you
Other people say you feel alright
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Very few people are willing to shout out your name at the shop
And most certainly, much fewer can fight for you, the way they fought for toilet paper when COVID-19 had just kicked in.
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Many of us have claimed to use you even when we are blindfolded
But is that really true?
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
You come in so many flavours
But in very few sizes….why is that?
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
You are created to be a barrier
But why do some of us pull you off just when we are about to ejaculate?
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
I do wish we carried you around like the way we carry around handkerchiefs
Because hey….it’s a very crazy time and world we live in, out here, right?
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Did you know that you are so popular?
No one even needs to advertise you, truth be told!!!
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
You have facilitated life in a very good way
But the way we blame you for causing immorality amongst our people baffles so many minds
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Do you happen to know some of the nicknames you are called?
I bet you will roll on the ground, wherever you are!!!
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
Did you know that some people did wash you, for re-use
on some another occasion?
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Condoms, Condoms, Condoms
I gotta go now
Tuna ddaamu!!!
haha I needed a good laugh this morning. This is beautiful- and I love your message behind the humor.
😂😂 thank you.
I completely agree with one very important point you touched on. Condoms are absolutely essential to help prevent so many diseases and unplanned preganancies, but it seems like so many people would rather live in a fantasty world where abstinence is actually a thign.
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Another great post. I always love reading your thoughts on things. You have a great mind.
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I have never thought of them the way that you did. You made this post fun and has also made a lot of sense. I don’t like the wash and reuse part. I hope men won’t ever do that.
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Great post! I had no idea people actually reused condoms! 😲 Informative as always!
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This is a very interesting and quite funny wee post. Certainly, nothing like I’ve read before!
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I never saw condoms this way not until today! Yes, I just realized they all come in different, sizes and flavors.
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Condoms are an essential part of a disease prevention plan. It is an important subject to discuss with anyone before they become sexually active.
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What a great post {and it gave me a giggle too!} some amazing points made there! Thanks for sharing!
👏🏿👏🏿 you’re welcome.
Ewww, I didn’t know that some people washed their condoms for reuse. Hopefully, if this is needed out of necessity because of lack of funds to buy more, I hope these are used for only two people in a relationship.
😳😳 it’s good you know now!
Very interesting and funny. It does makes sense though. Haha!
😂😂👏🏿👏🏿 thank you for appreciating.
Wow this was actually a deep poem. I actual really question why they don’t come in a variety of sizes.
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Your message behind the humor was really good!
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